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In Which We Start With A Bang (#ROW80)

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And End With A Whimper.

Ow. Ow ow ow.

Ow.

I wrote every day this week, y'all. Every. Single. Day. I got so much done, but I still have so much to do. I don't know if I can do another week like this, unless it's slow again at Ye Olde Day Jobbery. And it won't be. I have a lot of stuff coming down the pipeline over the next couple of weeks, so I'll have to prioritize. Do I want to retire into full time writing, or don't I? Let's take it by the numbers.

1. Minstrel's Daughter: Also known as the Projeckt formerly known as Big Dang Projeckt. Chapter One is cleaned up for the most part, as much as I can make, and posted to the Online Writer's Workshop. So we'll see what my fellow genres think. I also got a nice thank you from someone I did a first chapter critique for, which is always good for the good karma count, and makes you feel pretty good besides. Now it's time to work on Chapter Two for this week's posting.

2. Searcher: Also known as Shiny New Projeckt. Plotty plotness with Aristotle's Incline. This is one of my favorite parts of working on a new project. It's a clean slate, so full of possibilities. I think this is going to be one of my cleaner, less convoluted storylines, and will come out well. I will sally forth, as I need to figure out pinch points in Act II.

3. Keepers, Keepers, Keepers: Hoo boy. So Keepers #3 is coming out much differently than originally planned, but better, I think. I'm still working out the details, and it's totally in a rough development stage, but I'm tapping into some really great stuff. It makes for great writing practice, if nothing else. Keepers #2, the bane of my existence, is staring at me in the face. Who's the boss here, anyway?

4. Get Fit: Worked out three times this week, but not quite as vigorously as I would have liked. Definitely need to do something about that. Grrrrrr. ::Game Face::

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In Which We Begin Round 1 (#ROW80)

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Or, Words, Words, Words.


Okay, we have a clean slate. Let's see what we can do with it.

1. Minstrel's Daughter: Edit one chapter/week and post to the Online Writing Workshop for critique. This means I'll also have to critique at least once a week myself in order to have enough points to post.

2. Searcher: Follow TWN each and every weekend to develop this sexy new projeckt. I love starting a new notebook!

3. Novella Work: There's something seriously missing in Marked, and now I know what it is, thanks to Larry Brooks' theory on Pinch Points. (Ever seen Storyfix? No? Great Jumping Writer Monkeys, what are you doing here for? Ignore my rambling, go check him out forthwith! I can wait.)

Back? Okay. Pinch points are an excellent way to not only bolster up a sagging middle, but to add that missing oomph to a piece, what I consider the va-va-va-VOOM, if you will. So I'll clean up Marked and begin preliminary work on Keepers #3.

4. Get Fit: After all that Butt In Chair work, I'll need to eventually peel said butt from said poor, defenseless chair and get some body movement in, to the tune of 25 lbs. this quarter. I'm not sure how much BMI that is, other than a whole helluva lot. This means 2-3 days of cardio and 2 days of yoga. And, yes, pain. Lots and lots of pain.

Okay fellow ROW-monkeys--start your paddling!


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Year Of The Writer Monkey (#ROW80)

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Or, What I Did On My Christmas Vacation

1. Spent first ever royalty payment on Godiva chocolates to celebrate said royalty payment, as we are now living footloose and fancy free as a Real, Live Writer. Even had a few quarters leftover for the parking meter. Snoopy-danced in the street until realization dawned that I fed my last few quarters into a meter on Free Parking Sunday. Ate chocolates.

2. Reformatted my computer. Again. Still can't play Star Wars: The Old Republic due to some insidious bastard called "Error Code 7" which tells me my computer, which I built specifically to play SW:TOR, is not actually compatible to play it. Tried any number of methods, including dire threats of torture and death, not to mention beggery, bribery, and William Shatner impressions, to defeat Error Code 7. It merely pointed at me and laughed. Still playing game on rinky-dink little server, which nowhere near meets game specifications. Laughed until I cried, for lack of anything better to do. At least lengthy server queue load times give me time to write.

3. FINISHED A ROUGH DRAFT OF BIG DANG PROJECKT! W00T!!

Of course, the rough draft is so rough it's hardly working at all. But we are very nearly a master mechanic. We can make it stronger. Faster. Better than before.  On to goals:

2012: Year of the Writer Monkey

1. The Minstrel's Daughter (the title Formerly Known as Big Dang Projeckt): Polish and shine until it's fit to be seen by potential agents. Attempt not to panic whilst so doing.

2. Searcher (aka New Big Dang Projeckt): A shorter, less intricate (I hope) fantasy work to cleans the ol' palate. As always, I'll follow The Weekend Novelist program by Robert J. Ray to build it.

3. Write and Submit 4 Novellas: With Samhain Publishing now on my side, novellas are my bread and butter. If I can average one per quarter, in the 20-25K range, for the next few years, I might actually be able to quit the day job. These will take priority since I already have a paying market for them and the novels are still the pie-in-the-sky phase.

4. Get Fit: Realized I want to look more like Christina Hendricks and less like a marshmellow in my first author photo. Eyed Wii Fit balefully. Grumbled and gave in. Can I loose a whopping 100 pounds in a year? Probably not, but I'm going to try anyway. My muse for this one is Christina Hendricks of Mad Men. Girl can rock the hour glass figure old skool Hollywood style, and dammit, so will I if it kills me. It probably will.


 

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In Which We Are In The Home Stretch (#ROW80)

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Or, What a Long, Strange Trip It’s Been.
 
Goalin’ goalin’ goalin'
Keep those words a-flowin’
Man, my tush hand is swollen
ROW-hiiiiiiide!

Don’t try to second-guess ‘em
Just chase and catch and draft ‘em
Soon we’ll be wrappin' up this treeeeeeek.

Boy, my brain is achin’
I hope a drink is waitin’
At THE END of this Big Dang Projeckt!
 
Team Monkey has reached Plot Point 2 (i.e. The Point of No Return). It’s approximately 20K words to Climax. We’ve got a full tank of plot, half a bottle of whiskey, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.


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In Which We Are Under Construction (#ROW80)

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Or, GAME OVER--CONSULT YOUR DEALER

It's been two+ years since I last reformatted.

Perhaps I shouldn't have waited quite so long.


-2 Initiative Roll
-1 Save versus alcohol
Roll for Sanity.

Also, Star Wars: The Old Republic starts two days sooner than originally planned for early release. It, in fact, started Tuesday. And it doesn't work. The Tech Monkey has been embroiled in an fight to the death with my computer since Sunday. Yes, it is Godzilla versus Mothra. Mind you, this is the computer we built specifically to play SWTOR.
 
This is what we call EPIC FAIL, folks.

Big Dang Projeckt is now being breech-birthed by hand, old-skool midwifery-like. I may or may not have lost my watch up there somewhere.

Pray for me, people. And if that dun't work, pray to Cthulhu instead. Maybe he'll eat me and put my out of my misery.

In the meantime, I leave you with your Weekly Moment of (Epic) Awesome:

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In Which We Most Heartily Agree (#more)

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Or, Occupy This

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From one of the most brilliant writers and critical thinkers of our time.


Where I stand on the Occupy movement


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slope.jpgI commissioned this chart to make my position clear. I've avoided the subject until now because, while I instinctively felt I must be in favor of it the Occupiers, I wasn't sure what the movement stood for. I support most populist uprisings on matter of principle, and would perhaps even support the Tea Party were it not demonstrating in favor of the very things that are wrong.





I believe the Occupiers are opposed to the lawless and destructive greed in the financial industry, and the unhealthy spread in this country between the rich and the rest. It is sickening to see how the rich and their pawns oppose desperately-needed Universal Health Care, and sad to see the Tea Party fall in line with their shadow masters to oppose something most of them will someday need.


I have also felt despair at the way financial instruments were created and manipulated to deliberately defraud the ordinary people in this country. At how home buyers were peddled mortgages they couldn't afford, and civilian investors were sold worthless "securities" based on those bad mortgages. Wall Street felt no shame in backing paper that was intended o fail, and selling it to customers who trusted them. This is clear and documented. It is theft and fraud on a staggering scale.


As we head into another election year, the Republicans actually oppose efforts at financial regulation and reform. They are against government measures that would introduce transparency and accountability into the markets. The GOP is owned by Wall Street. My litany could go on forever. Democrats try to punish the wrongdoers, Republicans shelter them, and the House GOP majority stonewalls. But you know that. And if the Occupy Movement stirs up awareness about it, I'm in favor of it.


My hesitation all along has come with uneasiness about the Occupy tactics. The idea of physically occupying public spaces--parks, plazas, malls and so on--is a bad strategy. The notion of pitching tents, running kitchens and maintaining libraries on a quasi-permanent basis would have Saul Alinsky tearing his hair out. If you set out to do something that will obviously not work, you're setting yourself up for inevitable failure. Very few people are mentally or constitutionally able to live in a tent for long, especially with the approach of winter. Young and strong people can. Soldiers do. But the Occupy movement is intended to be populist, and a great many ordinary people have children, families and income requirements that make it inconvenient to camp out.



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It was a different matter during the Great Depression, when tent cities named Hoovervilles sprang up on the National Mall and elsewhere. Their inhabitants were actually unemployed and homeless men and women who were forced to such extremes. A few of the Occupiers fit that description. I believe most do not.


The beauty of the Tea Party is that it's a moveable feast. It doesn't require a lasting presence in Manhattan, Portland or Denver. It can gather, demonstrate, and disperse. Reports from Tea Party rallies last year indicated in some cases the very same people were moving themselves or being bused from one demonstration to another. The rallies were a recruiting device. They were fun. Occupying looks more like work that requires a radical change in lifestyle.

The fact is that Occupiers should belong to no political wing. Republicans as well as Democrats should be fed up with the rot in our financial system. It should be apparent to them that the Republican Party is the legislative wing of Wall Street theft. Populists are called socialists, but then "socialism" is always the term aimed at financial reformers. It would be more accurate to call them Law Enforcers, or Fair Shakers. Successful as it has been, the Occupy Movement should be much larger are encompass more different kinds of people. By its radical tactics, it has seemed exclusionary. Everyone should feel invited to join.


Let me give an example of its potential . A few weeks ago I read this in an op-ed column:


"How do politicians who arrive in Washington, D.C. as men and women of modest means leave as millionaires? How do they miraculously accumulate wealth at a rate faster than the rest of us? How do politicians' stock portfolios outperform even the best hedge-fund managers? I answered the question in that speech: Politicians derive power from the authority of their office and their access to our tax dollars, and they use that power to enrich and shield themselves.


"The money-making opportunities for politicians are myriad...accepting sweetheart gifts of IPO stock from companies seeking to influence legislation, practicing insider trading with nonpublic government information, earmarking projects that benefit personal real estate holdings, and even subtly extorting campaign donations through the threat of legislation unfavorable to an industry. The list goes on and on, and it's sickening.



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"Astonishingly, none of this is technically illegal, at least not for Congress. Members of Congress exempt themselves from the laws they apply to the rest of us. That includes laws that protect whistleblowers (nothing prevents members of Congress from retaliating against staffers who shine light on corruption) and Freedom of Information Act requests (it's easier to get classified documents from the CIA than from a congressional office).


"The corruption isn't confined to one political party or just a few bad apples. It's an endemic problem encompassing leadership on both sides of the aisle. It's an entire system of public servants feathering their own nests."


End of quote. I agree with every word. The full column appeared on the Wall Street Journal on Nov. 18, 2011, and it was written by Sarah Palin. In a way that doesn't surprise me. I think Palin may instinctively be a populist when she's free of handlers, and although she toed the Republican line in 2008, she's not following it here. Those words would not inspire a standing ovation at a Republican National Convention.


A clear majority of Americans should be in sympathy with the Occupy Movement. That they are not is a tribute to an effective right wing propaganda machine given voice by Fox News, radio talkers like Rush Limbaugh, and financed by the Koch brothers among many others. The machine's audience is to oppose its own self-interest and support the interests of the rich.


"We are the 99 percent," say the Occupiers. Yes, but the ring wing propagandists say the rich are the engine driving the creation of wealth. While it is true that they create a great deal of wealth for themselves, in the current American financial universe they seem to be sucking that wealth from the pockets of the middle class, the working class and the poor.


There was a time in the not very distant American past when it was easier to support a family and buy a home. Now many college graduates find themselves moving back in with their parents. They're living off prosperity that was built up when the economy wasn't stacked against them.


President Obama went to Kansas on Tuesday to make the kind of speech I've been waiting and hoping for. It was billed as sort of a keynote for his campaign. He said, "This country succeeds when everyone gets a fair shot, when everyone does their fair share and when everyone plays by the same rules." Isn't that true? Does everyone get a fair shot? When the Republicans try to exempt the financial industry from regulation, is that playing by the same rules?



 
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